The Bitter Banana Bi-Weekly

Cosplay, that abominable crossdressing fad imported from Japan has swept across the nation, capturing the praise of millions of fickle sophomores and freshmen across the country. This year, your going to notice a significant spike of the aroma of nerd musk in your neighborhood. I advise you to clutch your revolvers tightly, lest you find atrocious freaks like this pressing against your window:





















If you have children, especially daughters, it's recommended you supervise them and tell them to avoid the gangs of self-denying 40-year olds that grope teenage partygoers in the night. Only your intervention can prevent your child's underside from being downloaded by every god damn pasty cellphone picture sharing upskirt fetishist online.