Monday, January 30, 2006
Major Update!!!
On December 11, 2005, I have presented an article that outlined the obvious antagonism between orientals and members of the canine family. In search of evidence I stumbled upon this little number
Quote:
"The Army believed that there's a distinct Japanese scent that dogs can be trained to sniff out. So the plan was to train attack dogs so they can be sent to the jungles in the Pacific."
The argument? That this is VERY conclusive evidence that not only dogs DO consider chinamen a enemy just like felines, but chinks are a subrace of humanity, deemed to be separate by the rank, smelly mist of rice and stinky tofu they blanket around themselves as they walk.
Please realize that modelminority.com is a Asian-nationalist community who may have provided this information to sway the bitter hearts of unpatriotic first-generation insurgents everywhere into a blind rage. The very last sentence states:
"There was never any proof of a distinct Japanese smell. The mission was aborted after four months."
Deny it if you will rice-pickers... but the truth is obvious, you stinky yellow bastards!
Quote:
"The Army believed that there's a distinct Japanese scent that dogs can be trained to sniff out. So the plan was to train attack dogs so they can be sent to the jungles in the Pacific."
The argument? That this is VERY conclusive evidence that not only dogs DO consider chinamen a enemy just like felines, but chinks are a subrace of humanity, deemed to be separate by the rank, smelly mist of rice and stinky tofu they blanket around themselves as they walk.
Please realize that modelminority.com is a Asian-nationalist community who may have provided this information to sway the bitter hearts of unpatriotic first-generation insurgents everywhere into a blind rage. The very last sentence states:
"There was never any proof of a distinct Japanese smell. The mission was aborted after four months."
Deny it if you will rice-pickers... but the truth is obvious, you stinky yellow bastards!
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Asians Are Not Funny
TV and movies dictate that Orientals are funny if and ONLY they serve as comical punching bags. From that penny-pinching Jap landlord from “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” or that scheming, unpatriotic, gook from the classic “Sixteen Candles”, a abused Asian = Comedy Gold!
Subconsciously we all hate Asians, even Asians themselves, thus making abused Asian jokes the crème la crème of ethnic humor.
What if you were to let them formulate their own jokes, for surely with their big, yellow heads, they’re bound to be professional stage clowns? What you get instead… is a trainwreck of hilarity. Once you have deciphered their high-pitched accents, and rearranged their L’s and R’s, your sense of humor is most brutally raped by typical Asian dullness. Inside that radiant piss-colored glow of their skin, they got nothing to show except math books, StarCraft, undeserved A’s on English essays, and oh yes… super-fucking high test scores.
