The Bitter Banana Bi-Weekly

TV and movies dictate that Orientals are funny if and ONLY they serve as comical punching bags. From that penny-pinching Jap landlord from “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” or that scheming, unpatriotic, gook from the classic “Sixteen Candles”, a abused Asian = Comedy Gold!

Subconsciously we all hate Asians, even Asians themselves, thus making abused Asian jokes the crème la crème of ethnic humor.

What if you were to let them formulate their own jokes, for surely with their big, yellow heads, they’re bound to be professional stage clowns? What you get instead… is a trainwreck of hilarity. Once you have deciphered their high-pitched accents, and rearranged their L’s and R’s, your sense of humor is most brutally raped by typical Asian dullness. Inside that radiant piss-colored glow of their skin, they got nothing to show except math books, StarCraft, undeserved A’s on English essays, and oh yes… super-fucking high test scores.